13 May 2012

elseif ($parms == hi ) {msg $actice Hi Awak....| halt }

on 1:CONNECT: {

on 1:INPUT:*: {
  if ( %wb == on ) && ( $parms == wb ) { msg $active 2W 14elcome 2B 14ack...      | halt }
  elseif ($parms == hi ) { msg $active Hi Awak...  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == hello ) { msg $active Hello...  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == hehe ) { msg $active HeHeHeHeHeHe... Biasa lah tu   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == haha ) { msg $active Ahaks...ahahaha..Best Best dasyat tu maaa..   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == oic ) { msg $active Oh... Macam tu rupanyer........  | halt }       
  elseif ($parms == keke ) { msg $active Kekekekekekekeke.......Nak terbatuk aku  | halt }       
  elseif ($parms == ish ) { msg $active Ishh tak tahu rasanyer......aku nak cakap apa  | halt } 
  elseif ($parms == ?? ) { msg $active ???? Kenapa & Apakah ??......  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == fuck ) { msg $active Fuck of your mother fucker......Ko Dan Mak Ko samer Je  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == ok ) { msg $active OK Takde Masalah  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == miss ) { msg $active Aku Rindukan Ko......  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == as ) { msg $active §âlâmmûâlãîkûm...Salam Sejahtera  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == ws ) { msg $active Wââlâîkûmmû§âlâm   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == gtg ) { msg $active Go To Go.. Nak balik dah ni...   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == n ) { msg $active The End... Siaran Tamat Dah... Esok Je Sambung  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == bye ) { msg $active  Bye ... Selamat Tinggal  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == asl ) { msg $active  A/S/L Please ... Umur/Jantina/Lokasi   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == aik ) { msg $active  Aik... Aper ni ???  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == thanks ) { msg $active  Special Thanks For You   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == mekasih ) { msg $active  Terima kasih daun keladi, Kalau ada jangan kedekut nak bagi   | halt }
  elseif ($parms == huh ) { msg $active  huh... korang mengata aku ye ??? oh takpe buat jahat lagi takpe nanti aku kejekan ko  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == bodo ) { msg $active  Ko ni memang aaa bodo macam lembu, ataupun ko ni lagi bodo dari lembu  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == sedih ) { msg $active  Ish ish... Sedih Sungguh Hatiku Ini  | halt }
  elseif ($parms == jahat ) { msg $active  Orang jahat kena gelak cam ni!!! Hahahahahahahaha..Wakakakakkakakaka.....Kekekkekekekekek...Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi... Wachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Ahaks Ahaks Ahaks... Best Best Best Best... I Am The Best...I Am The Best...I Am The Best   | halt } 
  else { goto end }                            
  :end
}  

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