on 1:CONNECT: {
}
on 1:INPUT:*: {
if ( %wb == on ) && ( $parms == wb ) { msg $active 2W 14elcome 2B 14ack... | halt }
elseif ($parms == hi ) { msg $active Hi Awak... | halt }
elseif ($parms == hello ) { msg $active Hello... | halt }
elseif ($parms == hehe ) { msg $active HeHeHeHeHeHe... Biasa lah tu | halt }
elseif ($parms == haha ) { msg $active Ahaks...ahahaha..Best Best dasyat tu maaa.. | halt }
elseif ($parms == oic ) { msg $active Oh... Macam tu rupanyer........ | halt }
elseif ($parms == keke ) { msg $active Kekekekekekekeke.......Nak terbatuk aku | halt }
elseif ($parms == ish ) { msg $active Ishh tak tahu rasanyer......aku nak cakap apa | halt }
elseif ($parms == ?? ) { msg $active ???? Kenapa & Apakah ??...... | halt }
elseif ($parms == fuck ) { msg $active Fuck of your mother fucker......Ko Dan Mak Ko samer Je | halt }
elseif ($parms == ok ) { msg $active OK Takde Masalah | halt }
elseif ($parms == miss ) { msg $active Aku Rindukan Ko...... | halt }
elseif ($parms == as ) { msg $active §âlâmmûâlãîkûm...Salam Sejahtera | halt }
elseif ($parms == ws ) { msg $active Wââlâîkûmmû§âlâm | halt }
elseif ($parms == gtg ) { msg $active Go To Go.. Nak balik dah ni... | halt }
elseif ($parms == n ) { msg $active The End... Siaran Tamat Dah... Esok Je Sambung | halt }
elseif ($parms == bye ) { msg $active Bye ... Selamat Tinggal | halt }
elseif ($parms == asl ) { msg $active A/S/L Please ... Umur/Jantina/Lokasi | halt }
elseif ($parms == aik ) { msg $active Aik... Aper ni ??? | halt }
elseif ($parms == thanks ) { msg $active Special Thanks For You | halt }
elseif ($parms == mekasih ) { msg $active Terima kasih daun keladi, Kalau ada jangan kedekut nak bagi | halt }
elseif ($parms == huh ) { msg $active huh... korang mengata aku ye ??? oh takpe buat jahat lagi takpe nanti aku kejekan ko | halt }
elseif ($parms == bodo ) { msg $active Ko ni memang aaa bodo macam lembu, ataupun ko ni lagi bodo dari lembu | halt }
elseif ($parms == sedih ) { msg $active Ish ish... Sedih Sungguh Hatiku Ini | halt }
elseif ($parms == jahat ) { msg $active Orang jahat kena gelak cam ni!!! Hahahahahahahaha..Wakakakakkakakaka.....Kekekkekekekekek...Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi... Wachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Ahaks Ahaks Ahaks... Best Best Best Best... I Am The Best...I Am The Best...I Am The Best | halt }
else { goto end }
:end
}
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